HOW TO be excruciatingly annoying

It is surprisingly easy to be totally and completely and utterly annoying if you just read the tips below

(even the text is annoying!!!)

Open and close a cupboard or the refrigerator on your arm and scream “AUGGGG! THE FRIDGE/CUPBOARD IS EATING ME ALIVE!!!!” then randomly walk off
Call a persons name until they come then say ‘‘HI’’ and run off!
Scream ‘’a mouse crawled over my feet!’’ believe me, you’ll get a reaction!
sarcastically agree with someone
Flick water on someone and then say "Holy Moly, there must be a leak, I'll call the plumber" and insist on calling the plummer or the house will drown.
scrap your fork against your plate
Conserve energy by making minimal movement. slur your words. sit when possible. take small steps.
Move slower when people want you to move faster especially in hall ways!
Email someone a message like: bgnctmywrtgdunskwvghyidfs vgyuogwf bvhyufgwoiehvgifjkle. Several times. Many times. Countless times.
When your brother is away, steal all his socks and hide/burn them. Replace them with all your old pink, frilly ones. If you don't have any, just leave it empty.
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Smell peoples shoulders
Insist on having an extra seat for you Imaginary Friend
Squeeze the tooth paste with the lid ON so that is contorts into weird shapes
Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way".
Answer every question with another question. As soon as someone says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
End all your sentences with "Cha" "Nya" or make a chompy sound
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in family and friends brains, such as "Im a barbie girl" "Frosty the snowman" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
Whisper constantly
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Wear large hats during the movies.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
Speak in a strong Scottish accent.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
Spend an entire weekend pretending you are R2-D2.
Step on the heels of the person in front of you, and ask them to watch where they're going.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
Yell "Ha, Ha! I win!" in the middle of a conversation then walk away
Move people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. “Forget” the punch line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
Drum on every available surface.
Always flush the toilet three times.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it
up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Unbend all the paperclips
Do somersaults all over someone's bed right after they've made it so that the covers get all twisted and messed up.
Test message someone a message one word at a time.
Unplug the mouse to a computer without the person knowing it.
Repeat everything your cat or dog says. Loudly.
Whenever you see a bug, scream and jump up and down. When someone comes, say "Oh, I'm not afraid of bugs anymore."
Run around the house as fast as you can shouting "I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!! I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!" over and over growing louder each time. if someone tries to stop you say “Oh, fine. You can be a pretty princess too.”
Whenever someone says the word "think" jump up and down 12 times saying "Meow!" Each time you go up.
Whenever someone laughs, say "Excuse you."
Whenever someone asks you a favorite question, (i.e. favorite color, animal, or T.V. show) say "Cheese."
When in the room with someone who is writing, break out into song. "La la la! La la! La LA!"
When you fall down yell that your brother pushed you even if he is not there.
step 1: hum one note (loudly) for as long as you can. step 2: repeat step 1.
When someone is reading aloud say the last two words they just said when they pause for breath.
Interrupt people when they are trying to talk to you about something boring with a lovely “Quack” or a “Cluck” until then shut up. repeat if they insist on boring to you further.
If someone tells you to be quiet then start babbling about how people that never stop talking are really annoying and that you are not one of them and how they should be slapped with fishes and large noodles.
sometime during dinner leap up and scream that your brother is choking then vigorously slap him on the back repeatedly. sit back down and act like nothing happened.
Continually act out scenes from “quest for the holy grain”.
fall down. stand up. say “taa daa!”.
rearrange the fridge so that everything is crammed into the bottom half and insist its easier to reach.
Draw lots of scribbles and charge fifty cents to look at them. starT crying if anyone insults you or wants their money back.
Talk like yoda.
Unfold clean laundry.
When people are cleaning follow them around and babble continuously about boring stuff while casually messing up everything they clean.
say 'liar!' after everything anyone says.
say someone’s name nonstop then after a while just say HI.
Keep tapping a person on the shoulder or on the head and keep doing it. When they ask why, say," No reason!" And continue doing it.
Insist on becoming a professional cymbalist and practice with pots and pans.
If your parents insist on controlling the radio then begin to sing opera (loudly.)
When in a conversation change the subject every sentence.
Narrate yourself in a dull droning voice and explain everything you do in detail.
Poke someone repeatedly and if they ask you to stop, say that it was your brother, then keep doing it.

Thank you for being annoying!!!
Raven & chloe & Emily

p.s. and remember only be annoying when you have a REALLY (Fabulously) good hiding spot nearby!

P.P.S. Isn’t it annoying that we didn’t put a back button???